BARRY BONDS CONVICTED

Barry Bonds was convicted of obstruction of justice yesterday, but a jury failed to reach a verdict on three other counts that the home run king lied to a grand jury when he denied knowingly using steroids and human growth hormone. Following a 12-day trial and almost four full days of deliberation, the jury of eight women and four men could reach a unanimous verdict only on one of the four counts against Bonds. US District Judge Susan Illston declared a mistrial on the others, a messy end to a case that put the slugger under a cloud of suspicion for more than three years. Bonds sat stone-faced through the verdict, displaying no emotion. His legal team immediately asked that the guilty verdict be thrown out and Illston did not rule on the request. She set May 20 for a hearing in the case. Federal prosecutors and the Justice Department will have to decide whether to retry Bonds on the unresolved counts. Bonds has acknowledged that he did take steroids but said his trainer misled him into believing they were flaxseed oil and arthritis cream.


CATHERINE ZETA-JONES TREATED FOR BI-POLAR DISORDER

Catherine Zeta-Jones sought treatment for bipolar disorder after dealing with the stress of husband Michael Douglas's battle with advanced throat cancer, her representative said on Wednesday. "After dealing with the stress of the past year, Catherine made the decision to check in to a mental health facility for a brief stay to treat her Bipolar II Disorder," the actress's publicist said in a statement. "She's feeling great and looking forward to starting work this week on her two upcoming films," the statement said. It was not immediately when or where Catherine sought the treatment or when she was diagnosed with bipolar disorder.


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AMERICAN IDIOT: THE MOVIE

Universal Pictures is negotiating to turn the Green Day's Broadway musical version of American Idiot into a feature film. Dustin Lance Black, the Oscar-winning screenwriter of Milk, is in talks to write the script, and Michael Mayer will direct. Mayer helmed the stage run of the musical, which is closing on Broadway April 24th and launching a tour in the fall. It's expected that Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong will be courted to play the role of the drug dealer St. Jimmy. Each time he did a stint in the role on Broadway, the grosses rose considerably. The band was actively involved in the formation of the musical.


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KOBE BRYANT APOLOGIZES FOR GAY SLUR

Kobe Bryant not only unleashed a gay slur against an NBA ref Tuesday night, he did so in view of TNT's cameras. After outrage mounted yesterday, the league fined him $100,000 and called his actions "offensive and inexcusable." Bryant got ticked off at referee Bennie Adams when he got a technical foul. After yelling "Bennie!" from the bench, Bryant shook his head and mouthed the words "f**cking f**got," reports TMZ. Gay rights groups issued statements of condemnation today, notes the Los Angeles Times, and Bryant himself responded with an apology: "What I said last night should not be taken literally. My actions were out of frustration during the heat of the game, period. The words expressed do NOT reflect my feelings towards the gay and lesbian communities and were NOT meant to offend anyone."


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VALET SUES LEBRON'S MOM

A lawsuit has been filed against NBA superstar LeBron James' mother by the valet who says she hit him. Rockfeller Sorel filed a lawsuit against Gloria James in Miami for battery on April 12th, claiming that she had no right to strike him last week after an altercation at the posh Fontainbleau Miami Beach hotel. Gloria James was arrested after she allegedly slapped Sorel when she became impatient about how long it was taking to get her SUV from the valet. LeBron spoke to reporters about the incident last week: ""It's very sensitive, because it's your mother, of course... you guys want to ask me anything else about basketball, I'm happy to answer it."


SEAN WILLIAM SCOTT OUT OF REHAB

After completing a 30-day stint in a treatment facility, Seann William Scott attended a Knicks basketball game Tuesday night in New York City. Seann voluntarily sought treatment for "health and personal issues" back in March and yesterday a source connected with the actor said, "He completed the 30 days successfully. He's doing great." Reps for Seann confirm he will begin shooting American Pie 4 next month.


HUGH LAURIE LANDS FILM ROLE

Hugh Laurie has been cast in the film adaptation of Lloyd Jones' book, Mr. Pip. Laurie will play the title character, the only white man on a foreign island who volunteers to teach school as the natives defend their land from invaders. He reads the students Charles Dickens' classic novel, Great Expectations, connecting especially with a 13-year old girl, Matilda. Andrew Adamson (Shrek, Chronicles of Narnia) will direct.


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JUDGE BACKS 'BOOBIES' BRACELETS

It's OK for middle school students to wear bracelets proclaiming "I (heart) boobies!"—at least in the context of breast cancer awareness, a federal judge has decided. The popular fundraising bracelets "can reasonably be viewed as speech designed to raise awareness of breast cancer and to reduce stigma associated with openly discussing breast health," the judge wrote, siding with two Pennsylvania students suspended for defying a bracelet ban on their school's Breast Cancer Awareness Day. An injunction was issued preventing the school from banning the bracelets until the girls' case—supported by the ACLU—goes to trial. The district lawyer said he was disappointed by the ruling. "It is inconceivable that the court did not recognize that the bracelets were meant to titillate," he told the Philadelphia Inquirer, adding: "There's no group more distractable than 12- to 14-year-old middle school boys."


10 'GREEN' CHOICES THAT WILL IMPROVE YOUR LIFE

Get A Cool Travel Mug

It's estimated that more than 50 billion paper cups are thrown away every year. Starbucks alone burns through a few bil', and every coffee drinker on the move knows that neither the flat lid nor the dome lid is actually spill-proof or functional. Plus, nobody needs to know where you get your java fix. It's time to upgrade to a stainless steel travel mug. They're leak-proof, durable and retain heat better than paper -- all for about $20.

Go Paperless

Your mailbox gets filled with junk you've been complaining about for years. Part of you actually wants the credit card offers and coupons to arrive every day, on schedule, to show that someone out there cares, but all that crap is a burden on the environment and totally unnecessary in the digital age. Cancel the catalogs (except for the Victoria's Secret one), pay your bills online, and opt out of unsolicited credit card offers (you can do this online too). After that, you'll be left with the good stuff: postcards from old friends, wedding invitations and pictorials of beautiful women wearing little else than sexy lingerie and a smile meant only for you.

Switch To Compact Fluorescent Lamps (Instead Of Incandescent)

There used to be a good reason to not use compact fluorescent lamps (CFLs) -- they flickered and were expensive. But these days, if you're still using incandescent bulbs, you're cooking over an open fire in a windstorm, brother. CFLs have come way down in price, and their performance is on par with or better than incandescent ones in terms of light quality. The biggest advantage is that they use about 70% less energy, which means you'll save good scratch in the long run.

Buy Organic Wine

Maybe more than any other postindustrial movement, organic foods are becoming increasingly mainstream, but do you really need to shell out extra for what some might consider a glorified carton of juice? There's nothing wrong with bringing a bottle of Yellow Tail to the occasional housewarming, but grapes are just like any other crop, requiring pesticides and chemicals to mass produce -- nothing you want to sip by candlelight. Sulfites are a slightly different story. They play an important role in aging, so if the winemaker is farming organically, it's probably nothing to get worked up about.

Try Ecotourism

You hear the word "eco-friendly" enough times, it starts to sound like a fetish you'd find in Craigslist's casual encounters section. There's a catch, in other words, but there is sense in ecotourism -- an alternative to what vacations sometimes turn into: a trip somewhere else to do little more than consume food that costs more than a house in local currency. The idea here is that you should instead go somewhere awesome and volunteer a bit of time to help keep it that way. This could mean using World Wide Opportunities on Organic Farms (WWOOF) to work and stay for free on an organic farm in Europe, or planting a few trees with the Oracabessa Foundation while staying at the Goldeneye (Ian Fleming's old house) in Jamaica. You'll feel a little better about riding jet skis and catching fish later that afternoon.

Eat Local, Seasonal Food

You ever go into the ski lodge after a day on the slopes, only to plop down by the fireplace and down a huge slab of watermelon with a cool glass of lemonade? It doesn't make any sense, in the same way that wearing two sweaters in 100-degree weather doesn't. Eating local, seasonal foods means your body will be in tune with the environment, you'll often save money buying directly from farmers (especially things like eggs and produce), and you'll be supporting the little guy. Plus, farmers' markets are notorious hangouts for cute single girls.

Organic Underwear

Adam looked up at the tree and saw nuts growing next to leaves. Free-associating, he picked a leaf, and the original skivs were born. If you think about it, the idea of wrapping your package in cheaply made men's underwear from a factory located who-knows-where is a little disconcerting. Underwear is a good place to start when it comes to eco-friendly fashions, without having to shell out some more serious bones for hemp jeans.

Eat A Meatless Dinner Once A Week

Saying you should give up meat is like saying America is an empire in decline: it may very well happen, but not in your lifetime. Industrial meat production having untoward side effects -- it's inefficient, causes pollution and uses lots of fossil fuels -- is common sense, however. Swap out meat once a week for vegetables or eggs, and you'll help chip away at all the environmental degradation and save yourself the few hours it takes to digest a porterhouse.

Eat Organic Meat

First off, if you're buying prepackaged or frozen ground beef, stop it. Evidence, including a recent New York Times front-page expose, suggests it comes from factories all over the world and is needlessly filthy. The good news is, organic meat is available virtually everywhere. It costs a bit more, and the actual health benefits aren't crystal clear, but you're supporting more sustainable agricultural practices and steering clear of the antibiotics and hormones pumped into mass-produced animals, which can only be a good thing.

Walk Anywhere Under 30 Minutes Away

The benefits of exercise are indisputable. It keeps you looking and feeling younger, prevents disease and, most important, improves your stamina in the sack. No need to be an obsessive gym rat, though. Walking anywhere you can get to in less than a half-hour will make up for the occasional missed workout. It'll also save you money, open your world up to new places and give you time to reflect on life. All great men reflect on life.



Thursday, April 14, 2011

FOX NEWS HATES ON BOY WITH NAIL POLISH

If there's one thing that Fox News cannot abide, it's pink nail polish on a little boy. Now he and the nation are apparently in for a world of psychological pain and years of therapy. And it's all because of a J. Crew email ad that featured a mom painting the toenails of her 5-year-old son. In the ad, J. Crew President Jenna Lyons laughs with son Beckett, whose toes she has painted, as she's quoted as saying: "Lucky for me I ended up with a boy whose favorite color is pink." Oh no, Jenna! "It may be fun and games now, Jenna, but at least put some money aside for psychotherapy for the kid—and maybe a little for others who'll be affected by your 'innocent' pleasure," warns a stern Dr. Keith Ablow in a FoxNews.com column, stressing the polish was not merely pink, but "hot pink." This is a "dramatic example of the way our culture is being encouraged to abandon all trappings of gender identity—when the outcome of such 'psychological sterilization' is not known," sniffs Ablow. "It is unwise to encourage little boys to play act like little girls." One clear effect of the ad, or, rather, Fox's response, is that it's driving bloggers bonkers. "It's hard to know where to start," sputters one mom.


HOMELESS PAID TO GET BEAT UP FOR FETISH VIDEOS

Owners of a Florida Internet company are being sued for paying homeless men $50 to be filmed while women punched and kicked them in dominatrix fetish videos, according to court documents. The company sells "beatdown videos" of women attacking men for up to $900 on its site at Shefights.net. The suit charges that the St. Petersburg business violates a state law against hate crimes. Some of the homeless have been hospitalized as the result of the beatings, and men have suffered broken ribs and a dislocated jaw, according to the suit. A homeless advocate became suspicious months ago when he saw several men on local streets with limps, bruises, and split lips. The Shefights website boasts of men in "excruciating pain" after their beatings by buff young women in scanty gym clothes. "What kind of a society would allow this to happen?" asked lawyer Neil Chonin. Victims desperate for cash are taken to a film spot where they were beaten sometimes while in handcuffs or shackles, Chonin said. An owner of the company said the charges would be "disproved," but offered no details. Police have been investigating the operation for months. "Anything involving bodily harm to someone invites scrutiny to see if laws have been broken," a police spokesman told the St. Petersburg Times.


CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVES TO DROP THE WORD 'GAY'?

A group of social conservatives thinks it has a way to turn the gay rights debate around: Stop using the word “gay.” At the Awakening conference at Liberty University in Virginia last weekend, Ryan Sorba, chairman of the Young Conservatives of California, said that merely using that word was conceding ground, the Huffington Post reports. “Gay identity does not exist,” Sorba declared. “Gay is a left-wing socio-political construct designed to create grounds for fundamental rights [based on] whimsical capricious desires.” “What we need to do is state that look, this is either ‘same-sex attraction,’ or maybe they’re engaging in ‘same-sex intercourse,’ or ‘sodomy,’ or whatever word you’re comfortable using.” Later, someone suggested that gays be referred to as “anti-Christian.” Other panelists fretted over other aspects of the “gay threat,” with one speculating that Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell repeal could lead to higher HIV rates among the troops, the American Independent reports.


LITTLE GIRLS' LEMONADE STAND ROBBED

It's sad enough that three little girls running a lemonade stand in Georgia were robbed of $150—even sadder when you add in the fact that they were selling the lemonade to raise money for a hospitalized 2-year-old. Authorities say a man and woman approached the stand Saturday and grabbed the money jar from a 13-year-old. The money was meant to help a cousin of one of the girls, who is about to undergo treatment for an intestinal disease. The robbery is "a first" for him, a police officer tells the AP. "I've never had a case where a child at a lemonade stand has been robbed." A 21-year-old woman has been arrested, and deputies are seeking a male suspect.